Hey there little darling, where'd the old man gone?
 Why don't we get out of town and do it all night long?
 We can lie out in the field til the morning light
 Then me and your old man are gonna have to fight

 Start the loving in the [bad word] and wind up in the ditch
 Then the old man [bad word] [bad word] #39; with a hickory switch

 Oh, no, gotta learn this some day
 Why, I, gotta learn the hard way

 Buddy showed me just how fast a car can go
 I'll race you for your pink slip right before this show
 Put your girlfriend in the bet to make things good
 Coz she's been staring at me like no girlfriend should

 [bad word] sitting right there on the starting line
 Stuck the sugar in your gas tank by myself last night

 Oh, no, gotta learn this some day
 Why, I, gotta learn the hard way

 Hey there little darling, where'd the old man go?
 Why don't we get out of town and do it all night long?
 We can lie out in the field til the morning light
 Then me and your old man are gonna have to fight

 Start the loving in the [bad word] and wind up in the ditch
 The old man [bad word] [bad word] #39; with a hickory switch

 Oh, no, gotta learn this some day
 Why, I, gotta learn the hard way
 Oh, no, gotta learn this some day
 Why, I, gotta learn the hard way