Dota 2 is gettin' patched tonight
New balance changes will make everything right
Patch notes are up on Valve's website
Get online and send me an invite

Dota 2 is gettin' patched tonight
New balance changes will make everything right
Patch notes are up on Valve's website

We just wanna see ya.... push mid

In the game, Furion. Gotta farm fast, get my Midas on.
Nonstop jungle till I meet the quota. If I ain't farmin I ain't playin Dota
Where the creeps? I gots to know. I spam my ult so my farm can grow.
Team says I'm useless but I know I'm pro. Just gotta rice, gotta get that dough.

I'm blowin through these towers with the power of my
double Serpent Wards, Refresher Orb, and that's "gg" in half an hour
I ether shock, yeah, that's the skill that I'm maxin
You can call me Rasta, when you call out who's raxin

Dota 2 is gettin' patched tonight
New balance changes will make everything right
Patch notes are up on Valve's website
Get online and send me an invite

Dota 2 is gettin' patched tonight
New balance changes will make everything right
Patch notes are up on Valve's website

We just wanna see ya... push mid

Everyday I'm junglin'
Junglin', junglin'

Be afraid, cuz if your health gets too low you get the Culling Blade
Battle Hunger, you kids are bad. Now stop. Why you so mad?

You don't wanna fight, Berserker's Call
Counter Helix right, it hurts y'all
Your team tries to flee, pop Shiva's Guard
There's no stoppin' me, rampagin' hard

Wards up, Rosh down, stomp these noobs into the ground (many times)

Dota 2 is gettin' patched tonight
(Stomp these noobs)
New balance changes will make everything right
(Stomp these noobs)
Patch notes are up on Valve's website
(Stomp these noobs)
Get online and send me an invite
(Stomp these noobs)

Push mid

Oooh they never miss