nerd life
where it pays to be smart its an arcane art
make a lotta dough and no [bad word] start
nerd life sets us miles apart
(nerd life)
now were in high demand
cuz the world dont turn without us man
we rock chips that are made of sand
more gold on board than a [bad word] 
sweet like a cola yes im a rolla
catch me in the cut with a big pistola
pilot seat im root in the coupe
cooking em fast like ramen soup
lean back grab the wheel and twist
rolex shine offa my left wrist
they ask now who is this
its the man who made nerd life a business

i am the man i produce results
in life im delete control and alt
im the final word im the null at the end of the string
said it before im the nerd rap king
yall think its a joke but i broke every [bad word] kept it real with my nerd life conduct
earned their respect im a seasoned vet
every clique every crew every city every set

everywhere i go get the presidential
penthouse yachts wifi essential
widescreen laptop in the rental
max dcs with servercentral
warcraft from a lil life raft
in the cool lil pool sunscreen on my back
i aint pale ill get outside
but the basements nice and cool at night

like nascar im loading drivers
phat bandwidth t1 subscriber
fat pipe to the central office
confident but some call me pompous
got every right to act like an [bad word] called me alfalfa the little rascal
called me a nerd and you called me a shrimp
now i eat shrimp [bad word] whats up pimp

nerd life
where it pays to be smart its an arcane art
make a lotta dough and no [bad word] start
nerd life sets us miles apart
(nerd life)
now were in high demand
cuz the world dont turn without us man
we rock chips that are made of sand
more gold on board than a [bad word] 
but enough about my paper stacks
three free albums two hundred tracks
frankie went to hollywood but he didnt relax
now nerdy south records on the map thats a fact
kept the buzz on the internet fresh and alive
if you aint going big then you wont survive
my artists hungry to make some money
producers [bad word] they hit the [bad word] 
see a hacker another face in the crowd
lift my shirt and fly my flag proud
snyder put a fat tip to the walls
stc on the bathroom stalls
nerd life [bad word] its a revolution
up on the top of our evolution
thanks for the fuel that i got in school
all you [bad word] bullies now i make [bad word] 
i know youre sad as you lay on the couch
in your little ratty house
stuck up in that dead end job
where your a boss is a [bad word] and you cry and sob
wonder why you made fun of me then
cuz you heard that [bad word] was hiring
some [bad word] deep and i cant forgive
so go kick rocks cuz im trying to live

they kick rocks now we call the shots
cuz their [bad word] serve as our bots
end some lives with the press of a key
laid back sipping mai tais on the beach
know how it go how the story end how it finish
ima be a legend with God as my witness
see you in the future wal mart greeter
signed ytcracker the nerd life leader