Ladies and Gentleman where is bimbo No. 5?
Are you ready for the billenium?
One, two, three, four, six

Everybody in the car, let's go have ,
To the hotel around the corner,
The girls want to do the president,
But I really don’t wan-na
Get caught like I did last year
I'll find a new girl with a great big rear,
I had Monica, and Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen
And maybe five other girls in be-tween
But I like to try a new piece of pork
When old pumpkin legs is in New York
If she’s alive I will try to jump her,
Then I will dump her.

a little bit of Monica, ohh no more
a little bit of Jennifer, out the door
a little bit of Paula, on the bed
a little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead!
Bimbo number five!

Pull your pants down,
And toss it on the ground,
Now bark like a hound,
And I'll make a doggy sound,
I'll chase you,
And you chase me,
And if I get caught,
Will you spank my [bad word] please?
Clap your hands once,
Here’s a big surprise,
Everyone was wrong,
It points to the right!

Monica’s gone away
Maybe Miss. America [bad word] and play
little bit of Brittany would be nice
little bit of Hillary I'm on ice
Bimbo number 5!
Booty Call!

(Spoken)
Hey baby! Have you ever been involved in a forty billion investigation? As a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seel on them.
Hey, want to see the Eagles beak get real big. Note to myself - nail her latter

little bit of Monica, ohhh no more,
little bit of Jennifer, out the door,
Jennifer Lopez, in my bed,
little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead!

Oh I do love New York!
Won't you please elect my wife?
Ya know, get her out of the house,
'cos yeah I got yard work to do, yeah that's right
Yard Work

Oh, excuse me? Bimbo number Six?