[Intro: Charlie Scene]
Everywhere I go,
 [bad word] always know.
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie,
That he loves to show, [bad word] 
Everywhere I go,
 [bad word] always know.
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie,
That he loves to show.

[Verse 1: Charlie Scene]
Wake up, grab beer, grab rear,
Shave beard, put on some scene gear.
Gotta get [bad word] 'fore my mom wakes up,
Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang [bad word] 
I'm undead, unfed,
Been sleeping on bunk beds since 10.
So if I don't booze it I'm gonna lose it,
Everybody get to it, do it, [bad word] 

 [bad word]  Deuce]
Let's get this party started.
Let's keep them 40s popping.
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up,
We'll keep them panties dropping.
Let's get this party started.
Let's keep them 40s popping.
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up,
We'll keep them panties dropping.

[Verse 2: Charlie Scene]
When I start drinking,
My [bad word] does all my thinking.
Hoes want to be scene with me,
And I like their big fake [bad word] 
D-cups with extra filling,
Take it out let me lick it quickly.
Calm down it's just a hickey,
I'll blame it on this whiskey sipping gets me tipsy.
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz,
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz.
I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya,
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta.
Buy beer or pay the rent?
My signing bonus was quickly spent.
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a [bad word] butcher,
And I'll punk the [bad word] like I'm Ashton Kutcher!

 [bad word]  Deuce]
Let's get this party started.
Let's keep them 40s popping.
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up,
We'll keep them panties dropping.
Let's get this party started.
Let's keep them 40s popping.
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up,
We'll keep them panties dropping.

[Verse 3: Charlie Scene]
Let's get this party jumping,
Let's see some 40 chugging.
I wanna see your [bad word] 
Against my [bad word] when I start buzzing. [bad word] on girls I wanna see you drinking,
I wanna see your brains start shrinking.
Make a move I saw you winking,
 [bad word] [bad word] #39;s what I'm thinking.
I don't give a [bad word] if you're [bad word] or not,
Turn it up loud and feel the ambiance.
Grab two hoes and do some body shots,
I wanna party all night till they call the cops.
 [bad word] a wristband let's all do a keg stand,
I'm like Cheech without the Chong hitting up the beer bong.
When the cops show up the're gonna get the finger,
And I don't give a [bad word] 'cause I'm the designated drinker!

 [bad word]  Deuce]
Let's get this party started.
Let's keep them 40s popping.
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up,
We'll keep them panties dropping.
Let's get this party started.
Let's keep them 40s popping.
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up,
We'll keep them panties dropping.
Let's get this party started.
Let's keep them 40s popping.
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up,
We'll keep them panties dropping.
Let's get this party started.
Let's keep them 40s popping.
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up,
We'll keep them panties dropping.

[Outro: Charlie Scene]
Everywhere I go,
 [bad word] always know.
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie,
That he loves to show, [bad word] 
Everywhere I go,
 [bad word] always know.
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie,
That he loves to show.