I could never leave you, you know I never could
Even though you drive me crazy, even though you know I should
You flirt with all the ladies, you flirt with all the boys
You flirt with my grandmother, do you hear me making noise?

Three o'clock in the morning [bad word] banging on my door
I smell the [bad word] on your breath, I know just what you're looking for
Three o'clock in the afternoon you're still taking up space in my bed
I say: “Baby, you're no good for me, you’re no good for you,” I said

He says: “Girlfriend, why you act like this? I’m still crazy about your [bad word] 
The only thing you crazy about is smoking your sister's grass
And still you know I’d never leave you, you know I never could
Even though you drive me crazy, even though you know I should

You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you

Yesterday, my birthday, you’ve gone drinking with your friends
I see no pearls, no diamonds, I hear no Mercedes Benz
Pulling up in the driveway with a silver bow on top
It's not your style, it’s not your groove, you don't know where to shop

You make me feel so lonely like the fridge my only friend
I wonder is this working, are we [bad word] a dead end
You are a little selfish and you are a little cold
But I know you'll still be shaking it at sixty-five years old
 [bad word] on over right here and bring your homies too
‘Cause you know I’d never leave, so keep doing what you do
And still you know I’d never leave you, you know that I could not
Not even for a second, you're so [bad word] hot

You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you
You know that I could never leave you