It wasn't even me, it was somebody else
I didn't do it, I swear I didn't
Double trouble
And I know why
Double trouble
Here's my alibi

Someone was playing a joke on me
They thought it'd be funny to dress like me
And in the dark, no human tongue can tell
It was not I who raised all [bad word] 
Double trouble
Can't you see?
Double trouble
It was not me

Snowflakes all look alike unless you look close
That's not just me saying that, ask anybody

And now I'm gonna tell you something
That I've never told anyone else before
There's a man who looks like me
And talks like me and acts like me
But that's where the similarities end

I'm not the one who did it
I wasn't even there
Double trouble
Don't you see
Double trouble
It was not me
Double trouble
I wouldn't lie
Double trouble
It was not I

Double trouble
Can't you see
Double trouble
It was not I
Double trouble
I would not lie
Double trouble
It was not I

And even if it was, so what?