[Verse 1]
I do not talk, I am just a rapper
Sick boy make moves like a chess piece
And that move real quick like Nestle
Let me make it clear for a second like Pepsi
I was never worried 'bout my wallet being empty
Cause when it was empty, I was still happy
Walkin' with my Walkman, freestyle rappin'
High school bullies like what the [bad word] happened
 [bad word] off the hook like I [bad word] #39; shot the captain
And this is me relaxing, rappin' is my hobby
I did this in my bedroom where I separate my laundry
Watchin' old episodes of Shining Time Station
You are now listening to my mouth on vacation (ation)
Why you doing this, what's your motivation?
I am just a rapper, I don't need the paper
No Will Smith went off without a hitch man
C-H-I-L-is the ISH man
Do sixteen bars no wristband
I'll always be childish, call me Maggie Simpson [bad word] the track like my tongue's an Olympian
I've always been this good, you just weren't listenin'

[Verse 2]
I'mma try to make my street cred stack up
I mean I'm rapping over Grizzly Bear, what the [bad word] 
Gather swagger up, before I take it all
You started rapping when you wasn't good at basketball
I started rapping cause I [bad word] need some Adderall
I can't do one thing, I'm just too good
I can't do one thing, I am Tiger Woods
I make your iPod hotter than a lighter would
Picture me in sixth grade, overweight, overbite
Got my fake Adidas on, whiting out the fourth stripe
Kid named Vincent got it out for me, I hate that guy
Frodo from Chicago, really small and shy
You better recognize, cause I know better now
Cause I was always sick, my life's a hospital
And that's some funny [bad word]  that [bad word] is Apatow
That female dog is blind, well [bad word] look at me now!
I'm wearing tight jeans and nobody's laughing
More [bad word] than recycled sanitary napkins
 [bad word] sitting shotgun in my Tracy Chapman
I did exactly what you niggas said would never happen
I'm doing me so big I can hardly walk
These rappers need ER like they're Charlie Park
Stay hard like my suit made by Tony Stark
This kind of music make your balls drop, [bad word] Clark
Yes I'm grown and y and I'm worth the wait
Girls act like I'm the only dude on earth to date
Put these words on your head and let them percolate
We need to separate, [bad word] church and state
I used to have to pay for gas in my momma's Saturn
And now I'm paying for a mortgage as a working actor
If living my life is what you say you're chasing after
 [bad word] stop talking [bad word] and just be a rapper (Be a rapper)