[bad word] Salt, the little [bad word] 
Has just gone down the garbage chute
And She will meet as she descends
rather different set of friends
rather different set of friends
rather different set of friends
fish head, for example, cut
This morning from a halibut.
An oyster from an oyster stew,
steak that no one else would chew,
And lots of other things as well,
Each with a rather horrid smell.
horrid smell
These are [bad word] #39;s new found friends
That she will meet as she descends,
These are [bad word] #39;s new found friends
Who went and spoiled her
Who indeed?
Who pandered to her every need?
Who turned her into such a brat?
Who are the culprits? Who did that?
The guilty ones now this is sad
Dear Old Mum and Loving Dad