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(Deadpool)
(Deadpool)
Captain Deadpool (Nah, just Deadpool)

hey call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys, and get some [bad word] 
Got blades for days, got guns galore
 [bad word] moves, evades and more

With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts

Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on
Your [bad word] is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn
Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop
What yo crew gonna do, when I hack and chop

But all these [bad word] are primadonas
I stuff my face with Chimichangas
Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce

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(Deadpool)

Merc with a mouth, I can't die
One foot in the grate but I'm still alive
Try to kill me, I'll just revive
Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes

I'm dangerous, feeling reckless
Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
Jump clip and leave ‘em headless
I like my guns all big like Texas

Hey goons, thugs and bosses
Guess what? I brought Colossus!
Time's up, better count your losses
Kickin' that [bad word]  that's my girlfriend watches
 [bad word] away, you know that I'll chase
Every bad guy, put them right in their place
Revenge, im gonna give you a taste
I'm y as [bad word]  but I cover my face

I'm bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
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Tellin' jokes and breakin' [bad word]  I came for the tacos
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Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut
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‘Bout to throw down with all these fools [bad word] and get some

Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain
Ha! Kickin' [bad word] and taking names
Payback time, I'm not playing games
These superpowers, are feeling strange

I move like a freakin' ninja
Hand to hand, you know I'll lead ya
Got two swords now I'll avenge ya
I don't care if I offend ya

Listen up, I got something to say
That's right, [bad word] my mouth all day
Step up, take a blood bath
Now you're trying [bad word]  and it's making me laugh

Ha ha ha Where you're gonna go to?
Tryin' to hide, but you know that I'll find you
Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you
I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you?

Regenerate, because it's cool Wanna fall off a ledge
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The crazy [bad word] guards, always lookin' to duel So click click BOOM!
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I don't believe in the [bad word] I came to get laid 
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Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a y [bad word] 

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They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys, and get some [bad word] 
Got blades for days, got guns galore
 [bad word] moves, evades and more

With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts

I can't die, I'm invincible
But if you'd like to try, then I'll [bad word] your skull
Crass [bad word]  borderline obscene
But I'm the funniest [bad word] that you ever did see

And Wolverine is gettin' [bad word] slapped
"Wake up, Wolvey, no time for a nap."
We gotta rescue Rogue, ride a roller coaster
Grab our gear and head to Genosha

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On a mission to slap a ho
But I'm gettin' kinda dizzy, fightin' Vertigo
So, slow the roll' you're kinda cute
But if you keep this game up then I'm gonna puke!

Hangin' with the ladies that are wearin' their skivvies
Motorboatin' and playin' with [bad word] 
Jump across the map in a big [bad word] boot
Decapitate my enemies, pick up my loot

Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on
Your [bad word] is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn
Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop
Domino and Psychlocke, makin' it hot

But all these [bad word] are pre-Madonna's
I stuff my face with Chimmechangas
Taco's and beers, always keepin' it loose
Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce

I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives
(Deadpool)
Tellin' jokes and breakin' [bad word]  I came for the taco's
(Deadpool)
Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut
(Deadpool)
'Bout to throw down with all these fools [bad word] and get some

My favorite girl, I call her Death
She got big ol' [bad word] and butt [bad word] breath
No stress, one day we will be together
Just as soon as I die (and that means never)

Hackin' and slashin', like a ninja
Don't worry, Sinister, [bad word] #39; to getcha
Double-flippin' jumps, landin' all wreckless
Sneakin' up on dudes and leavin' 'em headless

Cable any day, big gun, no doubt
But he talks too much, so [bad word] it, I'm out
With a broken neck, I can't see at all
Crack it like a crackhead, problem solved

X-Men Evolved, doin' air guitar
Pettin' the dog, dancin' like a [bad word] star
We did it! We rescued Rogue
I tried to get some booty, but I got friend-zoned

Teleport, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge
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The crazy [bad word] guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, BOOM!
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I don't believe in the [bad word]  I came to get laid
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Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a y [bad word] 

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