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little bit of rain wouldn't make the news
You'd mix champagne with Mountain Dew
You'd keep the name that was given to you
And if we played a game, somebody's gonna lose

Indian food would be cornbread and butter
You'd get your [bad word] kicked if you talked about my mother
You'd open up the [bad word] door, taking out your lover
She might be your cousin but she wouldn't be your brother [bad word] on, y'all, we've all gotta lighten up

Every pair of boots would be a little muddy
Your [bad word] would get a job if you ran out money
The only stars you'd wanna see
Would be somewhere over Tennessee
Everybody's hands would get a little dirty
To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the Army
The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky
If Hollywood was in Kentucky

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na

Malibu would just be a car
The real barbed wire wouldn't be on your arm
They'd serve sweet tea in mason jars
Down on Santa Monica Boulevard

Every front porch would have moonshine and pickin'
KFC would still be Kentucky Fried Chicken
trailer on the lake would be waterfront living
The Kardashians wouldn't be allowed in it [bad word] on, ya'll, we've all gotta lighten up

Every pair of boots would be a little muddy
Your [bad word] would get a job if you ran out money
The only stars you'd wanna see
Would be somewhere over Tennessee
Everybody's hands would get a little dirty
To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the Army
The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky
If Hollywood was in Kentucky

Na na na na na na
Na na na na na na [bad word] on, ya'll, we all has lighten [bad word] on, ya'll, we all have to light one up

Every pair of boots would be a little muddy
Your [bad word] would get a job if you ran out money
The only stars you'd wanna see
Would be somewhere over Tennessee
Everybody's hands would get a little dirty
To be a movie star you'd have to serve in the Army
The good old boys would be the only ones getting lucky
If Hollywood was in Kentucky

Na na na na na na (In Kentucky)
Na na na na na na (In Kentucky)
Na na na na na na (In Kentucky)
Na na na na na na (In Kentucky)