[Charlie Scene:]
Everywhere I go, [bad word] always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
 [bad word]  everywhere I go, [bad word] always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

Wake up, grab beer, grab rear
Shave beard, put on some scene gear
I gotta get [bad word] 'fore my mom wakes up
Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang [bad word] 

I'm Undead, unfed
Been sleeping on bunk beds since ten
So if I don't booze it, I'm 'onna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, [bad word] #33;

[Deuce:]
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up
We'll keep them panties dropping

[Charlie Scene:]
When I start drinking
My [bad word] does all my thinking
Hoes want to be scene with me
And I like their big, fake [bad word] 

D-cups with extra filling
Take it out, let me lick it quickly
Calm down, it's just a hickey
I'll blame it on this whiskey, sipping gets me tipsy

Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home, but your friends won't let ya'
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta

Buy beer or pay the rent?
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a [bad word] butcher
And I'll punk the [bad word] like I'm Ashton Kutcher!

[Deuce:]
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up
We'll keep them panties dropping

[Charlie Scene:]
Let's get this party jumping
Let's see some 40 chugging
I wanna see your [bad word] 
Against my [bad word] when I start buzzing
 [bad word] on, girls, I wanna see you drinking
I wanna see your brains start shrinking
Make a move, I saw you winking
 [bad word] [bad word] #39;s what I'm thinking

I don't give a [bad word] if you're [bad word] or not
Turn it up loud and feel the ambiance
Grab two hoes and do some body shots
I wanna party all night until they call the cops

[Charlie Scene:]
 [bad word] a wristband, let's all do a keg stand
I'm like Cheech without the Chong hitting up the beer bong
When the cops show up, they're gonna get the finger
And I don't give a [bad word] 'cause I'm the designated drinker!

[Deuce:]
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up
We'll keep them panties dropping

[Charlie Scene:]
Everywhere I go, [bad word] always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
 [bad word]  everywhere I go, [bad word] always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show