Everybody out there, [bad word] and tell
Your homeboys and homegirls, it's time for Kenan and Kel.
They'll keep you laughin' in the afternoon
So don't touch that dial, don't leave the room.
'Cause they always into somethin' fun, and you don't wanna miss it,
It's Double-"K", like 2, the good radius.
Kenan and Kel or should I say, Kel and Kenan
And you gotta watch Kenan 'cause, Kenan be schemin'
With a plan or a plot to make it to the top,
But they kinda in the middle, 'cause they always gettin' caught.
This ain't the Hardy Boys, or a Nancy Drew Mystery,
It's just Kenan and Kel, in your facility,
Like Sigfried and Roy or Abbott and Costello,
Magic and Kareem or Penn and Teller.
Somebody's in trouble? Aw, here it goes.
On Nick, Ni-Nick Nick Ni-Nick Nick Nick . . .