Wake up in the morning and there's one thing on my mind,
My tummy starts [bad word]  couldn't help it if I tried.
There's so much stuff to do today, so we should start it right,
I need to get some nourishment, or else I'll start to cry!

I walk into the kitchen and I don't know what to eat
I'm trying to decide between a cake and strips of meat
But they both sound so good, to just make one would be a crime,
So, we'll mix them together and we'll have Adventure Time!

Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes, 
take some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake, 
bacon pancakes, that's what its going to make, 
Bacon pancaaaaaaaaake

Turning on the stove and then it's time to grab a pan,
we need to get it nice and hot to make that bacon grand. 
Be careful not to let the grease go crazy when it heats,
Or else it may just skip and hop and burn your hands and feet!

Now that we have our bacon, grab the pancake powder mix,
We'll need a cup of water, several eggs, a wire whisk. 
You put it all together then you mix it in a bowl,
You grab yourself another pan and then you're on a roll!

- [bad word] -

And now the moment we've been waiting for - 
We pour the bacon in the pancake bowl.
We cook, and when the pancakes meet their end.
We'll gather round and do it all again!