Audiotrack from The Big Lebowski movie
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This is the study.
As you can see, the [bad word]  awards...
"Jeffrey Lebowski." ...citations, honorary degrees, et cetera.
Very impressive. Oh, please feel free to inspect them.
Oh. No, I'm not really...
Oh, please. Please.

That is the key to the city of Pasadena, which Mr. Lebowski received two years ago
in recognition of his various civic...
Oh! That's the Los Angeles Chamber [bad word] Business Achiever Award, which is given... Oh, not necessarily given every year.     

Hey, is this...

Given only when there's a worthy somebody...

Is this him with Nancy?

Yes, indeed, that is Mr. Lebowski with the first lady, yes.

It was taken when Mrs. Reagan...

That's Lebowski on the left there?

Of course. Mr. Lebowski, on the left...
So he's a a a...

You know, a handicapped kind of guy?

Mr. Lebowski is disabled, yes.

This picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation.

Yes, yes.
Not of California.
Good shot.

In fact, he met privately with the President, though, unfortunately, there wasn't enough time for a photo opportunity.
Oh, Nancy's pretty good.
Oh, wonderful woman.

We were very happy to...
These are...

Oh, those are Mr. Lebowski's children, so to speak.

Different mothers, huh?

No, they're not... Racially, he's pretty cool?

(LAUGHlNG)

They're not literally his children.

They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner city children of promise, but without the necessary means for...

Necessary means for a higher education, so Mr. Lebowski [bad word] to sending all of them to college.

Excuse me.
Oh, geez.

Thank you. Thank you.

Far out. Think he's got room for one more? One... Oh.

You never went to college.

Please, don't touch that. Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, I did, but, you know, I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of Thai stick,

(LAUGHlNG)

breaking into the ROTC and bowling.
Tell you the [bad word]  Brandt, I don't remember most of it.

(SCOFFS)