Wait a minute man
Ay check this out man
It was this blind man, right?
Man check this
It was this blind man, right?
He was feelin'
His way down the street
With this stick, right?

Ay, he walked past
This fish market
You know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took
deep breath, he said

Woo, good morning ladies
You like that sh*t man?
Ay, I got a gang of that sh*t, man
I tell you what

My man on the guitar
Ay, fool on the [bad word] 
Everybody just crowd
'Round the mic

I tell you all these
Motherf***in' jokes I got man
So first I'm gonna
Start it off like this

Help me sing it home [bad word] on
Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after

Dark smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
From here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as [bad word] 
Flyin' through Palm Dell

Skatin' on datin' rims
So roll, roll the 83
Cadallac Coupe Caville
If my tapes and

My CDs just don't sell
I bet my Cavy will
Well it was just sundown
In a small white town

They call it eastside Palm Dell
When the Afro Man walked
Through the white land
Houses went up for sale

Well I was standin' on
The corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy

'Cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader
Of the Ku Klux Klan
We f***ed on the bed

F***ed on the flo'
F***ed so long
I grew a f***in' afro
Then I f***ed to the left

F***ed to the right
She sucked my d*ck
Till the sh*t turned white
I thought to myself

Sheeba sheeba got my
As* lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes
And I was on my way

Until her daddy
Pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I jumped
Out the back window

But her daddy, he was
Waitin' with a two-by-fo'
Oh, he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right

The motherf***er
Whooped my as* all night
But I ain't mad
At her prejudice dad

That's the best
 [bad word] [bad word] I ever had
Got a bad of weed
And a bottle o' wine

I'm a f*** that b****
Just one more time
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park
After dark smoke
That tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn

We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong

It still takes
From here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as [bad word] 
Flyin' through Palm Dell
Skatin' on datin' rims

So roll, roll the 83
Cadallac Coupe Caville
If my tapes and
My CDs just don't sell
I bet my Cavy will

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but
 [bad word] she looked good
I took her to my house

'Cause she was fine
But she whooped out a d*ck
That was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan

Never made love
With an African
I f***ed her once
I f***ed her twice

I ate that [bad word] 
Like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed
At the stories I tell ya

I met a woman in
The heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big [bad word]  too
So I hopped in

Her as* like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her as*
And she said I 

Lips was breakfast
 [bad word] was lunch
Then her [bad word] busted open
With Hawaiin punch

Met Colonel Sanders wife
In the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken
If you just bump me

I came in her mouth
It was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend
Of herbs and spices

Co