Cookies, cookies, cookies, cream
I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape
Cookies, cookies, cookies, cream
I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

 [bad word] for homework, rolling on a mattress
I think you need a little [bad word] practice
 [bad word] for homework, sitting in detention
There's just a few things that I would like to mention
(Like using furniture or a special apparatus)
Study your [bad word] off while I get my rocks off

Beauty, beauty, beauty, brains
I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape
Beauty, beauty, beauty, brains
I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

 [bad word] for homework, rolling on a mattress
I think you need a little [bad word] practice
 [bad word] for homework, sitting in detention
There's just a few things that I would like to mention
(Like french kissing but not your mouth)
Only bad girls will get good grades

 [bad word] for homework, rolling on a mattress
I think you need a little [bad word] practice
 [bad word] for homework, sitting in detention
There's just a few things that I would like to mention
(Like a butterfly or a modified missionary position)
Only bad girls will get good grades