I don't wanna meet your dad
Don't wanna hump your sister
Don't wanna do it to your best friend either
I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin

When you walk out I don't wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from [bad word] Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I'm a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I'm not a homo

When you walk out I don't wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from [bad word] Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone im good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you [bad word] And you just couldn't put up with that
So no your never taking me back

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from [bad word] And I don't want to spend the time
And I don't need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend