Once upon a time in the land of [bad word]  everyone was okay and everything was cool.
Until the Dark Prince Ganon appeared and said:
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

That's right!
And now everything's great.
And its almost my 16th birthday.
Now all of a sudden I got a mark on my hand.
(You must find the Triforce of Courage.)
Not again!

Lets open up the door to the North Palace.
Now I'm reading this ancient scroll, so calloused.
Zelda fell asleep a long time ago?
Is it the same Zelda? I the same Link? (Who knows?)

This game is so confusing. When the [bad word] does it take place? (I don't know!)
Which Zelda did I rescue? Where the [bad word] s my boomerang? (I don't know!)

You and everybody else in the world, Duane.
You know I love this game, bro. I [bad word] .
So, I guess I'll just type in my name.
Just pretend its the same game.
Switch my mind-frame.
It's a whole new quest.
It's no contest, G.
I'm making this a conquest, Don't question me.
You see this game doesn't get enough notoriety.
So let's do this [bad word]  thing before I just play 3.

The name's Link.
But you already know.
I got the flow.
And the know-how.
This wisdom and the Power. (let's go!)
I bet the townsfolk can help me on my tedious quest.
Get candle in Parapa Palace, Go west!
Okay... (Liar!)
We all know it's in the East.
Plenty of beasts.
But I got my shield spell at least.
Rest in peace.
As I stab you in your face.
I got 6 different crystals to open the gate.
To the Valley of Death and fight the guardian that awaits.
To get the Triforce of Courage, wish Zelda back awake.
Clean slate.
Recreate.
Relate with no hate.
Replace it with my magical shield and this blade.

I walked off the path and I was unprepared.
I've got 1 heart and monsters are everywhere.

 [bad word]  That just ain't fair. Shut the [bad word] up, Ganon! Nobody cares!)

little [bad word] BrandO?

Only a [bad word] hair.
You ain't seen [bad word] I got the strength of a bear.
That has the strength of ten gorillas. I'll kill you dead.
I got a [bad word] ton of spells, but I think that I'll stab you instead.
I'll fight mightily until everything is all right.
I am the Hero of Time and now it's time to say goodnight. 

Well I made it to the palace, I got nothin' to lose.
Ridin' up and down on these elevators (Awesome dude!)
I gotta find the key to open up these doors first.
Before I lift this curse that's been put on this earth.
I'll stab that [bad word]  Horsehead and put him on my wall.
Helmethead ain't gonna be a [bad word]  problem at all.
That ghost ridin' Reubenok licks ghost horse balls!
Reflect Carock's spells, brawl with Gooma, and make Barba fall!
I'll kill 'em all [bad word] Thunderbird is a joke!
I'll cast Fire and the smoke from your face will make you choke.
So don't provoke me.
I'm focused on killin' every one of you.
Bring back the peace and wake the princess, why [bad word]  dude? [bad word] here and get [bad word] to ya, bring it on [bad word] 
I'll split your [bad word]  face apart and cook it like and omelette.
I'm on top of it there ain't no stoppin' this [bad word] 
I'll leave [bad word]  [bad word] 'Walken' like your name was Chris.

Nanaki's View in this track, Chris is rockin' them [bad word] 
Bringin' me straight though the battle rippin' guitar licks. (Ha ha!)

You know that I will save you.
I'm made to.
I'm breaking through.

You know that I have faith, Link.
I'll wait, Link.
I'll wait for you.

You have no choice, love.

I know that you'll rescue me.
This is our destiny.

I hear your voice, love.
I've only just met you but something insi