Folks you´ve always been there 
for me 
I´ve made you as happy as can be 
No dope or booze I´ve kept it 
clean 
I´m practically every parents  [bad word] dream 
But one detail I left out and mom 
I don´t mean to shock but your 
good ol' boy loves sucking [bad word] 

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I always got good grades in 
school 
Honor role stickers on the car 
for proof 
Trophies grace your living room 
walls 
MVP plauques in the school halls 
But what coach couldn´t fathom is 
that 
His best man´s a bottom and he 
likes getting 
Screwed 

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