Master of Ceremonies 

Good evening, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and [bad word] to Earl's Court;
My name is Gary Yudman, and we are going to have a great show this evening!
The band is backstage, and will be ready to go in just a few minutes...
Before the show begins, the house management would like to ask just a few things:
First, please, no fireworks; and please, no flash cameras; and, any audio or
Video equipment found being used may be confiscated; so please save yourself
a lot of hassle.
Well, I think the band is about ready to go now! No, no, not quite yet...at this time
I would like to point out, upon conclusion of the show...

(drowned out by music)

In The Flesh?

So ya thought ya might like to, go to the show
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow
Tell me is something eluding you sunshine?
Is this not what you expected to see?
If you want to find out what's behind these cold eyes?
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise