The Doctor is a ladies man 
At least that's what I'm told 
He's got two hearts 
And twice as much 
As most men down below

Well you might ask, 
"Doctor of what?" 
Well the [bad word] is nobody knows 
suit too tight 
His hair a fright 
And those Time Lord pheramones 
And all the ladies go:

"Ain't noboby do like Who do 
Who knew that he knew that voodoo 
Who knew 
Ain't nobody do like Who do 
Who knew that Who knew that voodoo 
Who knew" 
He knows how to do, woo!

He offers you time 
He offers you space 
He's a ladies man

 [bad word] early 
 [bad word] late 
Screwdriver in hand

From Pompadour 
To Marilyn Monroe 
They line up in droves

Doctor who? 
Yeah nobody knows 
He's a ladies man 
He's a ladies man

He takes them in his big blue box 
He takes them for a ride 
He makes them gasp and scream and shout 
From some place deep inside

Once you get inside his ship 
It gets bigger don't you know 
So please step back 
No need to act 
Just watch that sonic go

And all the ladies say, 
"Ain't noboby do like Who do 
Who knew that Who knew that voodoo 
Who knew" 
Gotta love that sonic [bad word]  woo!

He offers you time 
He offers you space 
He's a ladies man

 [bad word] early 
 [bad word] late 
Screwdriver in hand

From Pompadour 
To Marilyn Monroe 
They line up in droves

Doctor who? 
Yeah nobody knows 
He's a ladies man 
Ahh man

He offers you time 
He offers you space

He [bad word] early 
 [bad word] late

From Pompadour 
To Marilyn Monroe 
They line up in droves

Doctor who 
Now everyone knows 
He's a ladies man

Doctor who 
Now everyone knows 
He's a ladies man

Doctor who 
Now everyone knows 
He's a ladies man 
Ahh man
He's a ladies man