When you want 
[bad word] lover 
Send for me...send for me! 
You'll never want 
Any other 
Send for me...send for me! 
I promise you 
I'll be [bad word] 
Send for me...send for me!

Anytime just tell me 
Your problems 
And you'll find out, baby, I'll solve 'em. 
If you're late one mornin', 
Don't hurry. 
If you've got big trouble, 
Don't worry. 
Just depend 
On your friend 
Send for me...send for me! 

A-mornin', noon and night, 
In the early bright, 
Don't you fret, my pretty pet 
I'm gonna treat you right. 

Don't you dare 
Raise a hair, 
I'm gonna share 
Your every care.
Anywhere,
Oh, yeah 
Send for me...I'll be there! 

~Interlude~

Anything 
That upsets you 
Send for me...send for me! 
I'll be there 
To protect you 
Wait and see...wait and see! 
Don't delay 
Right away 
Send for me...send for me.

It's gonna be 
Twiddle-deee 
Yes sirree 
You and me 
Faithfully 
Send for me