I get [bad word] and I stumble to the phone and conjure up a [bad word] to bone when I'm alone [bad word] up, tore back I need to take a [bad word] Only when I'm [bad word]  I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma... Sittin by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off!
No, keep it going
Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known'
I get [bad word] and start talking more [bad word] and when I got a gun in my hand
You better get...Out 'Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes.

I get ....(Uh!)... [bad word] I'm [bad word] 
I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of that funk
I get ....(Uh!)... [bad word] I'm [bad word] 
I need a chunk, no better yet
hunk of that funk

Yeah I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes" [bad word]  [bad word] you know we're gonna blow up
Hold up wait I think I'm gonna throw up, Na' false alarm
I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get [bad word] I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah , but only when I'm [bad word] 
 [bad word] 
Yeah, only when I'm [bad word] Only when I'm [bad word] It happens only when I'm [bad word] 

It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia
I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people
Got ho's in east Columbus when I'm Billy D. Rico
"Cause I move like I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
All up in this [bad word] with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre.
But that's cause I'm old enough to do that of [bad word] God [bad word]  I gotta [bad word] I pass the mic to Mr. Shift.

I get [bad word] and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin' it must be that brew that Iwas sippin'
Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin
'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon Feelin' I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can't move
Feels like I'm stuck in a groove
What the [bad word] was I trying to prove
I got a knack for downin' four-o's
All the hos know them doobie bros
People call me shift I keep a fifth in my [bad word] I might [bad word] an ugly [bad word]  but only when I'm [bad word] 
 [bad word] 
Yeah, only when I'm [bad word] Only when I'm [bad word] It happens only when I'm [bad word]