Ya wanna know about furries, well I'll tell ya now 
 [bad word] to the right bird to know what being furry is about 
And ya better listen good 
Or ya won't understand what must be understood 

To make sense of all the ref-rences [bad word] up in the songs I'll be presenting 
So pay attention to this information 
Here's the short version for the impatient 

Furries are an Internet subculture 
Who are fans of anthropomorphic animal characters 
And they bring them to life in any way they can 
In costumes, illustration, roleplay and animation 

Anthropomorphic means like human 
But not entirely quite human 
So animal mascots or animal cartoons 
Are the kind of characters I mean to refer to 

And every furry has a character like this 
character that they identify with 
And that's their furry identity 
Yes that's who they are to the [bad word] 

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We're furry 
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We're furry 
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Listen up! 

The spaces we express and share our furriness 
Are on the Internet, that's where so many furries get 
Together in thousands in [bad word] 
Like Second Life, FurryMUCK or Fur Affinity 

Virtual international space 
And it's hard to discriminate 
Nobody knows your gender or race 
When you're a talking animal instead of a human face 

And we have real world conventions 
Like Anthrocon or Further Confusion 
In the Furry Autonomous Zone 
Alongside your own kind, ya know that you're not alone 

When [bad word] to the details, we may disagree 
We're as diff'rent from each other as we can be 
In our interests, in our uality, 
You may have heard the myth but this is the reality: 

There's all kinds of furries, 
no matter what you've heard, 
We all find our own place 
In the furry universe, 
For some furries their space 
Is kinky or perverse 
But it's not always that way 
'Coz furries are diverse 

We are people playing pretend 
That's all it is in the end 
Every furry's got their own motivation 
For participation in the furry congregation 

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We're furry 
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We're furry 
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