[Uncle Dolamite] [bad word] on over hunnie
and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[*kissing Sounds*]
well what you want baby?

[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?

[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?

[Baby]
 [bad word] yeah!

[Other Baby]
Me too!

[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
about the bad [bad word] Eazy-
he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
listen and listen well
he's a bad Muthafu-

[Mother]
Gimmie that god [bad word] book!
here let me read you this one
Chrismas [bad word] 
it was a silent night, yes a holy night
until Mr. Claus turned into Santa [bad word] #39; right?

[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
fa la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be jolly....

[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas [bad word] #33;
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry [bad word] #39; Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
now dashin' through the snow
in a candy right top 6-4
over the hills I go
laughin' at this hoe
nuts on rich and rings
makin' me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I'm gonna get this [bad word] tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my [bad word] this way
hey ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my [bad word] 
oh yay!
tis the season to get busy [bad word] crime lick
and I'm smokin' on this stick.

[Santa]
Ho ho [bad word] sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
ho ho.

[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
a cd player
a [bad word] 
??? and I'm gonna [bad word] 
a VCR ???? some porno flicks [bad word] the red nose reindeer
??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
crack a dough
by the nuts oh
???? [bad word] #39; in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.

[]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.

[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
thats no Chrismas
and all the toys, boys and girls
 [bad word] ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this [bad word] 
no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
??? when I was young I was the only kid
who had enough guts to be
good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
that Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint [bad word] when Elvis was alive
but all the [bad word] #39; [bad word] got played when I was five
years oh just stay young, bold datin'
singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
uncle Eazy be the ????
just spread me a leaf
little kids don't cry
when you find out the Santa Claus is just a [bad word] #39; lye.

[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
three pounds of indo
two birds of cocaine
and a [bad word] #39; K [bad word] 

[]
Eazy-oh Eazy-
show us how you treat those [bad word] 
I saw mommy [bad word] #39; Eazy-E.

[Eazy-E]
close the door little [bad word] 
I'm gettin' these draws.

[]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya [bad word] don't stop.

[Eazy-E]
I don't give a [bad word] 
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
ho ho ho and away I go.

[]
Oh Saint Nick got a [bad word] like a ho
well wheres this ????

[Eazy-E]
Shut the [bad word] up [bad word] 
and go back to sleep.

[]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
but a [bad word] will eat them chicken, and
chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
whos climbin' in my wi