Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
Go [bad word] yourself, baby
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
The critics and the press agree

Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
J to the R 
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
Uh huh, what? Yeah

There ain't no [bad word] can do it like me
There ain't no [bad word] 

Slide my panties off in your Lamborghini
TMZ just saw my coochie like I was Britney
Be Flo Rida and spin me right round, round
But don't try to bite me like Chris Brown
Make my bottle pop like a Pussycat Doll
Smoked out Michael Phelps and won a gold medal

Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
Call me G, [bad word] please
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
You can L I K my [bad word] 

Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I'm the O T S I T
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
Uh huh, what? Yeah

There ain't no [bad word] can do it like me
There ain't no [bad word] 

Flashed my taint, oh, does it turn you on?
Gave Lil Wayne a skirt an some pom-poms
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They all go Lady Gaga over my throat skills
Gave Zac Efron my poker face and left him with chills
And 3OH!3 warned me not to [bad word] you hoes
Sucked off Kanye West, now I'm one of the bros

Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I'm beautiful effortlessly
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I gotta Ph.in [bad word] 

Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I S U K perfectly
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
It's a crime to look so pre-pretty

Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
If you want my peaches shake my tree
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I L O V violently

Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
I'm cuter than Hello Kitty
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
J to the R 

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J, J, J, ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me
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