I'm a super fightin' robot from the year 2010.
On a quest from Dr. Light to make the city safe again.
See all these robots were created to make the planet safe.
'Til Dr. Wily double crossed us and set fire to the place.
Dr. Wily had other plans to take over this [bad word] 
Re-programmed my brother and stole all them [bad word] 
My name is Mega Man on my [bad word] 
Got a cannon arm for y'all, now keep your mouth shut, c'mon!
Ve [bad word] the program vith terrible news.
Dr. Light has been kidnapped by, GUESS WHO?!
DR. WILY THAT'S WHO! [bad word] AFTER YOU TOO!
Wrong.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE DOOMED!
Thanks Wily, it's not like I got [bad word] to do.
Why not waste all of energy, [bad word]  with you?! [bad word] we gotta go and save Dr. Light.
And then teach Dr. Wily the wrong from the right, alright?

Hey bro, Proto Man here, so what's up?
I got eight of my buddies built, for messin' you up.
But who cares? I wish I did, but I'm just not built for that bro.
I gotta fly, hope you're ready to go.
SURE.
Choose carefully you motherfu-.
NO. [bad word] you gotta [bad word] ?
NOPE. Nuh-uh. Don't think so.

If I'm gonna win I'll have to upgrade my [bad word] 
Remember when I beat 'em to steal their power chips.
Charge my power beam when I enter the room.
And then boom-ba da-boom-boom boom-de-boom-boom.
To the windows, to the wall.
'Til the sweat drips from my balls.
I'm beatin' ya down to the [bad word]  ground.
I got a Mega Buster for y'all, cmon!
Metal Man will rock your [bad word]  You're hit don't you forget it [bad word] 
Throw a saw blade into your face!
Let's face it you will taste my razor blades!
Umm, whatever you're the first boss [bad word] 
I don't even need a special power to take your [bad word] 
Yeah you're right, I'm no big deal...
One shot from my arm cannon, your power's a "steel"- DEAD.
 [bad word]  to get you, [bad word] 
Stop yourself...
Hey there freak these freakin' woods are mine.
The name is Wood Man, have some freakin' leaves and vines. [bad word] I upgraded my cannon with some Metal Blade's for 'ya. [bad word] Mega Man I'm the forest-a-destroya!
You'll never get past my freakin' shield of leaves.
I'm Mega Man punk, don't you know me? BELIEVE IT.
I guess I'll just throw the freakin' thing at your [bad word] 
Jump over that [bad word]  then your [bad word] is grass- DEAD.

Two down, six more to go- beat you in a flash [bad word]  there 'ya-.
FLASH!
Ahh...
You fool, Flash Man in the House and I'm breakin' [bad word] 
No fair I'm frozen in the air.
Time's on my side, no time to spare.
'Bout to shoot these Metal Blade's straight in your face.
Put all of Wily's robots in their place!
Leave you there so long [bad word] 
When I'm done here all that'll be left is dust.
My time to shine 'cause I'm better than most.
The trendsetter with the blue suit, you're toast!
Umm, I got a blue suit too? At least I'm not as silly as you.
I'm gonna throw this Metal Blade and cut a hole in your [bad word] 
I think I'll have my [bad word] take a picture of that, DEAD.

The name's Bubble Man and I got somethin' to say...
DEAD. I'm not [bad word]  with you.

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane.
It's Air Man [bad word]  and I'm bringin' the pain!
I got a fan installed, in my grill, no lie.
I'm gonna blow your [bad word] straight off the map, GOODBYE.
Beat you breathe you make you Co2.
Blow all you want my Leaf Shield repels you.
So blow me phony, your whole act's baloney.
You don't even pose a treat I'm not frettin' it homie. [bad word]  I'm as useless as Bubble Man.
Wow that's [bad word]  pathetic my leaves jammed your f