My [bad word] 
And when it does
It's a crazy kind of
Selective affection
My love flows like a wise guy's tie
in the zaniest of directions
My love protection, my love erection
You better get some of my infection
My love can be bigger than
The hoover dam
My love can hide behind
grain of sand
My love for life is fueled by
The love for my man
I love his mother and
The silly mystic man
Some people think he's bad
They say he doesn't laugh
And ask my dad

My love is death to [bad word] 
My love is deepest depth, the ocean blues

My love is the zulu groove
My love is keep it or move
My love is a laughin' boozed
My love is the [bad word] juice
My love can't be refused
My love is gettin' my food
My love, my love

My love began from love
My love for an unknown [bad word] bum
My love for the baby suckin' on his thumb
My love for the best set of buns
My love for the feel of the [bad word] 
My love for a butter knuckle hands
My love for the swedes in the band
My love for the legs that I spin
My love for the fat mingy
My love, my love

My love is my gross inner self
My love is my [bad word] in my head
My love is my gross inner self
My love is my [bad word] in my head

Music & Lyrics - Michael Balzary/Anthony Kiedis/Cliff Martinez/Jack Irons/Hillel Slovak