Flashin' lots of cash and spendin' lots-o-loot
He's sitting at the bar - then he's sittin' at the booth
Across the dance floor he does scoot
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

The caboose that could he goes toot toot
Been known to gag and sometimes puke
very good friend of granny goose
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Skinny sweaty man in the green suit

He's half man and half cartoon
But good buddy don't be confused
He's full blooded looney tune
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Face to face with the man in the moon
His family doctor is doctor seuss
If you catch him in your soup please don't shoot
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Skinny sweaty man in the green suit

He was new in town
free wheelin' clown
very funny young duke
Hangin' under the roof
Of a place in time
United sound

He'll play a little guitar sing a few blues
He's the kinda guy that you can't refuse
Despite the fact that he's no [bad word] 
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Strike the magic groove make him jerk and move
Like an eight legged freak in snakeskin boots [bad word] soon to a theatre near you
He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Skinny sweaty man in the green suit

Music & Lyrics - Michael Balzary/Anthony Kiedis/Jack Irons/Hillel Slovak