Slime Princess, you're alright!
Flame Princess, you're okay.
Wildberry Princess could be better.
All of the princesses are pretty alright, but...

Oh, Bubblegum!
You look like a lot of fun!
I'm right outside!
And that is how I know.

Hey, princess, did you get my text,
With a picture of my awesome gun-show?
I'm also working on my pecs!
If you like, I'll send ya a picture of that, too.

Oh Bubblegum, I really need someone
Or anyone, pretty much anyone...
I'm so alone! Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me!?
Anybody? Anybody? Anybody!

You're so annoying, you pitiful, old man.
I'd like to help you, but I don't know if I can.
I thought you were nice,
But you're really, really, really not.

Every time I move eventually you'd find me,
And start hanging around.
Just another lame excuse to see me.
Man, it's getting me down.

You know I'm actually glad to see you.
Maybe I'm the one who's...
Nuts.