This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage
 Nothin' could stop him when Jables and Kage hit the stage
 And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies
 Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

 And he [bad word] and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
 He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
 He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doin' mushrooms
 [bad word] him! I don't need no Hollywood Jack, anyway

 So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
 And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below
 Yes the Rage Kage bubbled with rage
 He looked at the ground and he looked on the stage
 The lava was flowin' and broilin' inside the old Kage

 As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
 He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
 He'd make millions and then he'd go out and make even more millions
 He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke off the [bad word] of a [bad word] 
 No one respected him, they just rejected him
 No one would represent Kage
 Left on the streets of his dreams he would cry
 And he'd rage, for the stage

 Ahahaaa

 Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
 They sent Kage away cause he had [bad word] insane
 So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jet plane
 And flew all that night through the rain
 To be with his friend, to see what remained of his brain

 Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors, "You've got to retrieve him
 You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade"
 He grabbed the lapels and he screamed, "By God, you must save him!
 Because Rage Kage and I, can't you see that we're one in the same?"

 Aaaah!

 Rage Kage
 Oh, Rage Kage
 There be magic inside that old name

 And you know
 That you know
 When you're [bad word] insane

 Ah, the Rage Kage
 Ah, the Rage Kage
 Oh, the lion will roar once again

 And you know
 Yes, you know
 When you're [bad word] insane

 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
 Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again
 Hollywood Jack and Rage Kage will ride once again