[ Nyeh Heh Heh section ]

Go keep watch my brother, how can you sit around when a human [bad word]  you must be vigilant!

We must prepare all of our puzzles so that when a [bad word]  I can capture them for Asgore!

I have to prepare, ignore that stupid lamp, I must be prepared for a possible brawl.

Just watch me brother, I feel that today's the day I get to lead the royal guard!

Oh my God Sans, that is definitely a human just look now, behind that lamp just over there!

It is a human, oh my God, we must be ready for them and that flower, I must prepare!

They surely won't pass my amazing traps, and my puzzles shall confound them, I know that that is [bad word] #33;

Alright Sans, just watch me take down this human, it won't even be hard, watch me capture them with ease!

[ Bonetrousle Section ]

Although they look quite weak, is this even a fair fight for a tiny human armed with a stick?

After all I know I am quite great, and they probably won't [bad word] to me at all!

Maybe I should spare them right now, after all I doubt they'll have a chance against someone great like me...

But I still need to capture them, to impress Asgore and then, take control of the royal guard!

 [bad word] on Sans, don't be lazy, watch me capture this human, and, their flower friend too!

I know I must to fulfil my amazing dream of taking the royal guard from that dirty cheater Undyne!

I have to and must be the one to deliver this human to Asgore in his castle, it is [bad word] #33;

So he can kill them and take their soul, us monsters will be free again just watch!

Bring it on human, this is a fight that can't be avoided by simple flattery!

Not even flirting will phase me, I must fulfill my dream and capture you human, now!

So bring it on, human and yellow flower, try to fight back against a royal knight!

So please fight back human, this sparing is making me feel quite Bonetrousled, so just attack me back!!!

What is this feeling? I must and will be the one to capture you and reap the amazing rewards!

But is that really the right thing to do, since you clearly stand no chance against someone like me?

So I elect to grant you pity, young human, now's your chance to befriend the GREAT [bad word] #33;

And also I guess we can go on a date, but I'll be ready to best you, NYAH HAH HAH HAH!