[bad word] [bad word] on
Hurry up [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] on
Hurry up [bad word] on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub

Now listen here Harry
If we're going down the pub
You'd better tell your mum and dad
And finish up your [bad word] I wish you'd listen to me
No, I don't want a cup of tea [bad word] [bad word] on
Hurry up [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] on
Hurry up [bad word] on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub

You're telling me to grow up
But Harry don't you see
If I tried to act my age
I wouldn't be me
We never do anything
So now's the time to begin [bad word] [bad word] on
Hurry up [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] on
Hurry up [bad word] on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub

You don't have to tell me
That the thing's I do are wrong
But everything I do in life
Is with us right or wrong
Now I think I understand
How to have some fun [bad word] [bad word] on
Hurry up [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] on
Hurry up [bad word] on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub