Driving with a yellow dog, I95,
He's got a smile on his face, big shiny eyes,
Up at a decent hour, never ate yet,
Got a little Johnny Cash in the old tape deck,
Nothing in the [bad word] but some baseball gloves,
pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs,
Blanket on the back seat, we're in rough shape,
Sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape,
Looking for a gas station, better make a list,
Fill her up with regular, I need to take a [bad word]  [bad word] girl, air freshener, snacks and a pinwheel, 
Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield,
Not a care in the world, not a how and a why,
No destination, not a cloud in the sky,
Back on the road, not a moment too soon,
Dish ran away with some other spoon.

Wicked and weird,
I'm a road hog with an old dog,
Singing slow songs, trynna hold on,
Wicked and weird, 
I'm a rat fish, trynna practice
Doing back flips on your mattress.

Wicked and weird,
I'm a road hog with an old dog,
Singing slow songs, trynna hold on,
Wicked and weird, 
I'm a rat fish, trynna practice
Doing back flips on your mattress.

Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the shoulder,
Cough drops, loose change in the beverage holder,
To roll down the window you gotta use a wrench,
Been thinking about [bad word] up on my french,
Right there in the glove box, if you should look,
You'll find 40 parking tickets and a copy of the Good Book,
Don't bother looking, you'll never find me,
I'm starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me.

Wicked and weird,
I'm a road hog with an old dog,
Singing slow songs, trynna hold on,
Wicked and weird, 
I'm a rat fish, trynna practice
Doing back flips on your mattress.

Wicked and weird,
I'm a road hog with an old dog,
Singing slow songs, trynna hold on,
Wicked and weird, 
I'm a rat fish, trynna practice
Doing back flips on your mattress.

Wicked, wicked, wicked and weird...

Wicked, wicked, wicked and weird...

Christ almighty, there's a rattle in the wheel, well,
Dog fell asleep and, man, I don't feel well,
But all I need is a half decent breakfast
And I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless.
5 o'clock, shadow, lips like mudflaps,
Hands like eagle's talons, eyes like hub caps,
The further I get, I keep going faster,
Whispers in the wind and cows in the pasture,
I have no plans and nothing to prove either,
I eat out of a bag and sleep in a movie theatre,
The highway's a story teller, I just write it down,
Already been beaten, there's no way to fight it now,
I just kick back and keep warm on the cold days,
And laugh 'cause it ain't like it was in the old days,
I figure when I make it to the heavenly gates,
They'll be working on my car and playing 78's.

Wicked and weird,
I'm a road hog with an old dog,
Singing slow songs, trynna hold on,
Wicked and weird, 
I'm a rat fish, trynna practice
Doing back flips on your mattress.

Wicked and weird,
I'm a road hog with an old dog,
Singing slow songs, trynna hold on,
Wicked and weird, 
I'm a rat fish, trynna practice
Doing back flips on your mattress.