Children of the night and day
From the cold regions of Norway
To the dark realm of Hot Topic
I summon thee

You're drinking at a party
and a girl catches your eye
You're feeling confident
but usually you're shy
Could this be your moment
is this girl the one
You start your approach
and then you're Goth Blocked
Goth Blocked

 [bad word] errands
and you really have to pee
The bathroom is open
and there's no one you see
You open the door
because its not locked
About to lift the lid
then you're Goth Blocked
Goth Blocked

Lipstick, leather, silence 
eating at McDonald's
Vampires, anarchy, gym class 
dark brooding dream child

Returning your TV
you don't like the one you bought
You've been driving for an hour
circling the parking lot
You're just about to leave
then you see an open spot
you pull your car in,
and then you're Goth Blocked
Goth Blocked

The housing market crashed 
and your stock has no worth
Your life is a disaster 
and you want to leave this earth
You're on the ninth floor
about to let your body drop
You look down on the ground 
and you're Goth Blocked
Goth Blocked

Crosses, outcast, industrial
really shiny pants
Notebook art, Lovecraft, boots
dark winter wonderland

Such a pity
Goth Blocked
I'm the one your parents warned you about
Goth Blocked
Goth Blocked
Goth Blocked