[Intro: Dumb and Dumber]
What happened?
His head fell off!
His head fell off?
Yeah, he was pretty old
Oh, that's it! I've had it with this dump!
We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!

[Hook] [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] Can't you see
You [bad word] can't do it like me [bad word] stay mad
Like I killed the mom or something
If you really didn't care
You'd let it be

[Verse 1: Pink Guy]
I've been dying since day one
But y'all knew that
My [bad word] is like Americans
Too fat, but dangerous
I'm the grimiest [bad word] to walk this earth
The [bad word] I do is way below dirty sewers and connoisseurs
I'm a flying reptile
pterodactyl on Adderall
I've got a bunch of scales that I dug up
You've never heard at all
Eat a [bad word] little [bad word]  jeez
And furthermore
You trying to scrap with me
I don't beef, [bad word] I'm herbivore
Hmm
I crawled into the industry
saturated circus
Manipulating like Hillary
They say I'm crazy
But lately they've been defending me
Because take a look around, [bad word] Everyone's digging me

[Bridge]
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don't even notice
When it hurts anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore

[Hook] [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] Can't you read
I'm a dirty old [bad word] eating freak [bad word] still mad
Like I killed the mom or something
If you really didn't care
You'd let me eat

[Verse 2: Pink Guy]
Here we go again
I'll make jokes about your estrogen
That's pretty much the rest of this song
I'm roasting everything
I'm a weird little entity
That'll enter [bad word] And bust all over the tummy and little nippies
(Ew!)
I know I'm morbid at times
That's how I like to be
They call my [bad word] a mammoth
You're salty you got a micro-d
Classic [bad word] joke
Inserted with appropriate timing
Because if I ain't got a [bad word] line
I ain't dining
No homo, but seriously I'm getting faded
And my life is like my vids
Low budget and underrated
The only way to succeed
Is to chip away at the soul
And hope by the time you get there
You ain't singin'

[Outro]
I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don't even notice
When it hurts anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore