There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano
While her mother gives her an [bad word]  while her mother
While her mother gives her an [bad word]  while her mother
And then the [bad word] in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
Meanwhile, the local maternity ward, [bad word] in with a great big sledgehammer
She kills all the little babies, destroys the monitoring system
Says she got some time to stick around
She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
 [bad word] in, pops a boner and jacks off in her cap
And then the motel [bad word] by
And takes a little [bad word] in his hand, and then he takes a little [bad word] in his hand
And then he takes a little [bad word] in his hand
And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick