[Girl] Yeah, hahahaha...whooooo, [bad word] #33;
[Em] (aight)
[Eminem] Guess what? I [bad word] in yet...
 [bad word] in a minute
[Eminem] Ayo...This is my love song...it goes like this

[Eminem]
Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark
This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk
And by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawl
And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf
And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall
Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
And everything's spinning
You're beginin' to think women
are swimming in pink linen again in the sink
Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
You are now allowed to officially slap [bad word] 
You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you
Get in your car, start it, and start drivin'
Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up
[Em's spaceman voice]Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
Looking at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it
All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin'
And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
Let me out of this place
I'm outta place
I'm in outer space
I've just vanished without a trace
I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow
I'll be back in an hour or so

 [bad word] 

[Eminem]
'Cause every time I go to try to leave
Someone keeps pullin' on my sleeve
I don't wanna, but I gotta stay
These [bad word] really got a hold of me

'Cause every time I try to tell them "no"
They won't let me ever let them go
I'm a sucker all I gotta say
These [bad word] really got a hold of me

[Eminem]
In third grade, all I used to do
Was sniff glue through a tube and [bad word] #39;s cube
17 years later I'm [bad word] as Jude
Scheming on the first chick with the hugest [bad word] 
I've got no game
And every face looks the same
They've got no name
So I don't need game to play
I just say whatever I want to whoever I want
Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want
However, I do show some respect to few
As ecstasy got me standing next to you
Getting sentimental as [bad word] spillin' guts to you
We just met
But I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too
So you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning like "yo, what the [bad word] we do?"
I gotta go [bad word] 
You know I have stuff to do
'Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with you
But in the [bad word] 
These [bad word] are probably going to catch up sooner or later
But [bad word] it, I'm on one
So let's enjoy
Let the X destroy your spinal cord
So it's not a straight line no more
'Til we walk around looking like some wind-up dolls
 [bad word] #39;s sticking out of our backs like a dinosaur
 [bad word]  six hits won't even get me high no more
So bye for now
I'm going to try to find some more

 [bad word] 

[Eminem]
That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
When you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrow
And tomorrow you're probably going to want to do it again
What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? [bad word] it
And what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning?
And what's a little fight?
Tomorrow you'll be boys again
It's your life
Live it however you wanna
Marijuana is everywhere
Where was you brought up?
It don't matter as long as you get where you're going
'Cause none of the [bad word] is going to mean [bad word] where we're going
They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring
Even though you wake up feeling like [bad word] every morning
But you're young
You've got a lot of [bad word] to do
Girls to [bad word] 
Parties to crash
Sucks to be you
If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't
I would have did more [bad word] that people said that I shouldn't
But I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduated
Did better [bad word] and updated
But I've still got a lot of growing up to do
I've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew
But when it's all said and done I'll be 40
Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories
With a bottle of Jack
Two grandkids in my lap
Babysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out getting smashed

 [bad word] 2x]
[Same as previous, but 2nd time the last line is repeated like this]

 [bad word] really got a hold of me
They really got a hold of me
'Cause [bad word] really got a hold of me
They really got a hold of me