If I had a boat
 I'd go out on the ocean
 And if I had a pony
 I'd ride him on my boat
 And we could all together
 Go out on the ocean
 Me upon my pony on my boat

 If I were Roy Rogers
 I'd sure enough be single
 I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
 It'd just be me and trigger
 We'd go riding through them movies
 Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

 And if I had a boat
 I'd go out on the ocean
 And if I had a pony
 I'd ride him on my boat
 And we could all together
 Go out on the ocean
 Me upon my pony on my boat

 The mystery masked man was smart
 He got himself a Tonto
 'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
 But Tonto he was smarter
 And one day said kemo sabe
 Kiss my [bad word] I bought a boat
 I'm going out to sea

 And if I had a boat
 I'd go out on the ocean
 And if I had a pony
 I'd ride him on my boat
 And we could all together
 Go out on the ocean
 Me upon my pony on my boat

 And if I were like lightning
 I wouldn't need no sneakers
 [bad word] and go wherever I would please
 And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
 And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
 But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

 And if I had a boat
 I'd go out on the ocean
 And if I had a pony
 I'd ride him on my boat
 And we could all together
 Go out on the ocean
 Me upon my pony on my boat