№1. Bad ∞ End ∞ Night
 [bad word] [bad word] mori no oku ni
mayoikonda mura no musume
iroaseta tegami o motte
 [bad word] no yakata ni tadoritsuku

bukimi na youkan no
kowareta tobira o tataku

"dareka imasen ka"
"oya oya okomari desu ka?"
"youkoso..."
"fushigi no yakata e..."
"ocha o meshiagare♪"

minna minna atsumatte
kyakujin wa "nebumi" o [bad word] 

"demo [bad word] au no mo nanika no en"
"nara, Party, partY!!"
"kangei shiyou!!"
"Hurry, hurrY!!"
"Wine o tsuide"
"donchan donchan♪"
"kanpai shimashou"
"Are you readY??"
"junbi wa ī?"
"sā, hajimeyou"

kimi ga shuyaku no Crazy nighT
Wine katate ni sharekonde
hodoyoku yoi ga mawattara
tanoshiku natte kichatta?
utae odore sawagou ze
sui mo amai mo wasurete sa
ki ga [bad word] hodo ni
tanoshinjae Happy ☆ nighT

utage kara ichiya ake
"nanika" ga okashī no desu
nemutte okitemita keredo
ikkou ni asa ga konai no desu

"himitsu o..."
"oshiete [bad word] yo...?"
"tokei o mite goran...☆"

musume wa kowaku nari
himitsu no heya ni nigekomu
omotai tobira o aketara soko wa...
"Jesus, jesuS!!"
hitsugi no yama datta

"ara ara..."
"mite shimatta ne..."
"Danger!! dangeR!!"
"kowagaranaide?♪"
"Where are you goinG??"
"doko ni iku no desu?"
"omachi nasai♥"

kimi ga shuyaku no Crazy nighT
daihon dōri ni susumu no kai?
koyoi wa dou [bad word]  EndinG
subete wa sou, kimi shidai sa
sagase sagase Happy enD
junban machigaetara o-wa-ri♥
 [bad word] enD wa hitsugi iki?
sā, kon'ya mo Bad ∞ End ∞ Night?

"dou [bad word] ie ni [bad word] no kana?"
"butai ga owareba..."
 [bad word] deshou..."
"Happy enD no kagi wa..."
"doko ni [bad word] no?"
"kirari to tsumetaku [bad word] kagi..."

"...mīttsukketa"

watashi ga shuyaku no Crazy nighT
Knife katate ni sharekoube
hodoyoku [bad word] ..
tanoshiku natte kichatta♥♥

nigero! nigero! ichimokusan ni!
butai, serifu mo wasurete sa
ki ga [bad word] hodo ni
kowashichae Bad ∞ End ∞ Night

kimi ga shuyaku no Crazy nighT
Cast mo butai mo nakunatte
monogatari ga owattara sā
minna de kaeri mashou ka
utae odore sawagou ze
sui mo amai mo wasurete sa
ki ga [bad word] hodo ni
tanoshinjae Bad ∞ End ∞ Night

shizuka ni natta heya no naka
hakushu o [bad word] nazo no kage
"koyoi wa yoi butai [bad word] .."
tegami o hirotte naiteita

№2. Crazy ∞ Night
Hibiku kaaten [bad word] yamanai kassai 
Motto motto hibikasete? 
Kaien buzaa maku ga agatta 
1, 2, 3 de [bad word] yo 

Supottoraito terasu michi susundara 
 [bad word]  "Fushigi no yakata e" Meido: "Morenaku go-shou-tai ♪" 
Shujin: "Mayotta you da ne" Okugata: "Soto wa mou" 
Shujin/Okugata: "Kurai kara" 
Shounen Ningyou: "Akari ga" Shoujo Ningyou: "Tsuku made..." 
Zenin: "Motenashimashou" 

O-jou-sama: "Konya no miseba o..." 
Zenin: "Hajimeyou" 

 [bad word]  "Saa, aitsu mo" Murako: "Koitsu mo!" Meido: "Soitsu mo?" 
Minna de oosawagi 

Susume! Crazy nighT maku wa agatta 
Motto motto moriagare 
Daihon-doori yareba ii no sa 
Kangaenaide baka ni narou!! 

 [bad word] 1, 2, 3 de yowasete yotte 
Motto motto sawagou ze 
Tanjun nano wa tsumaranai? 
Nara, motto [bad word] 

№3
[bad word] ie ni [bad word] no kana?
Hakushu ga yamu made owaranai

Bukimi na mori ni musume ga hitori
Mayoikonda you desu
Murako: "Dareka...! Dareka imasen ka~?"
 [bad word]  "Konna yofuke ni o-hitori desu ka?"
Meido: "Saa saa, douzo haitte o-cha demo meshiagare ♪"

Ningyou Futago: [bad word] #33;! Let's sing!! And, have a crazy ♡ join us!!" 

Okugata: "Soto wa kurakute" 
O-jou-sama: "Kiken [bad word] wa~"
Shujin: "Sou da ne... Asa ga [bad word] made"
Zenin: "Utatte odotte kangei shimashou!" 
 [bad word]  "Sore dewa sassoku..."
Meido: "Junbi o itashimashou ♪"
Ningyou Futago: "OK!! Konya kagi-riha, minna bureikou"

Butai setto kara ijou meiku made 
Sunbun chigawazu "daihon-doori" ni! 
Wain o tsuide kanpai [bad word] 
Hajimeyou! 

Konya matataki hitotsu, tameiki hitotsu, ashiato hitotsu, machigaerarenai! 
Kanpeki sugite ayashii kurai ni [bad word] butai o todokemashou [bad word] .. 
"Subarashii!" "...Motto" "Tamaranaai!" "...Motto!" [bad word] #33;" "Motto tataete choudai!!" 
Gozouroppu made hibiite yamanai hakushu no junbi wa yoroshii ka? 

Utage ga owari [bad word] ga [bad word] to 
Meido: "Taihen ♪ Itsu no ma ni yara..."
Shoujo Ningyou: "Ano ko ga..." Shounen Ningyou: "Doko ni mo..." 
Zenin: "Inai...! Inai?! Inai inai!" 

O-jou-sama: "Nee, mimi o [bad word] "
Shujin: "Dondon to... fushigi na oto...? [bad word]  "Ittai, doko kara kikoete [bad word] no deshou ka?"

Ningyou Futago: "Wake up!! Let's think!! And, to the nines ♡ Join us!!"

Meido: "Ara! Nante koto deshou ♪" [bad word]  "Tsugi no PagE ga..." Ningyou Futago: "Naai!" 
O-jou-sama: "Dare ga nusunda no kashira~?"
Ningyou Futago: "Komatta?! Komatta!! Ahahahahahahaha!!!!"

Shujin: "Daihon ga nakereba..." Okugata: "Saki ni susumenai wa!" 
Ningyou Futago: "OK!! Minna, minna de, PagE, sagashimashou!!"

Demo, ittai dare ga...? Nan no tame ni...? 
Mirai no PagE o nusunda no deshou? 
Daremo ga minna... daremo ga minna! 
Utagawashii!! 

Konya jikan wa susumu butai wa susumu [tokei no hari] o okizari ni [bad word] 
Kizamarenu mama hofurare nemutta hontou no [anata] wa doki ni [bad word] ..? [bad word] .. 
Tsu-gi no PagE ni wa [bad word] End ni wa kitto, [nanika] ga tarinai no deshou... 
Kangaeta tte mitsukaranai nara damatte [bad word] mawashimashou 
 [bad word]  "Nusumareta kami wa..."
Murako: [bad word] [bad word] [tanshin] wa..." 
Meido: "Doko ni [bad word] no deshou?"
Murako: "Ittai, [nani] o kizameba ii?"

Shounen Ningyou: "Hurry hurry!!" 
Murako: "Himitsu no chika e"
Shujin: "Acchi e? Kocchi e?"
Murako: "Oto no [bad word] hou e..."
Shoujo Ningyou: "Nee, ayashii tegami ga"
Murako: "Hitsugi no naka ni..." 
Ningyou Futago: "Ochiteita no desu"

O-jou-sama: "Sore wa ano ko ga motteta...!"
Murako: "Sorezore no [hari] de...?"
Okugata: "Tegami no nakami wa...?" 
Murako: "Tadashiku kizamanai to...?"
Ningyou Futago: "Kossori [bad word] to..."
Murako: "Kotae wa... kono naka ni...?"
Zenin: "Pittari Size no shiroi kami!" 

Murako: "...Miittsukketa"

Jikan o kizami butai o susume [bad word] toki] o, [bad word] modosou 
Kanpeki sugite ayashii kurai ni [bad word] End o todokemashou!! [bad word] .. 
"Subarashii!" Motto "Tamaranaai!" Motto! [bad word] #33;