Hey little girl with the cash to burn 
Well I'm selling something you won't return 
Hey little girl take me off the shelf 
'Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself 
Once you browse through the whole selection 
Shake those hips in my direction 
prettier package you never did see 
Take me home and then unwrap me 
Shop around with every dollar 
I've got to be 
The ladies' choice 
Ladies' choice 
The ladies' choice 

Hey little girl looking for a sale 
(repeat) 
Test drive this American male 
(repeat) 
It's going to take cash to fill my tank 
(repeat) 
So let's crack open your piggy bank 
(repeat) 
Hey little girl you're window shopping 

I got something that's traffic stopping 

Hey little girl on a spending spree 
I [bad word] cheap but the [bad word] free 
On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree 
I'm the ladies' choice 
The ladies' choice 
The ladies' choice 

Wow! 
Hey little girl on a spending spree 
I [bad word] cheap but the [bad word] free 
On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree 

Oh, hey little girl listen to my plea  [bad word] with a lifetime guarantee 
One day maybe we'll find that baby makes three 
It's the ladies' choice 
I'm the ladies' choice 
The ladies' choice 
I'm the ladies' choice, choice, choice 
I'm the ladies' choice...