The Stripper mummys death dance
causes shiver and earthquakes
out of their [bad word] y zombies
dead corpses awakes
the restless headless horseman
is looken for his hat
a guana smelling witch is
eating coffinnails with a bat
upstairs the frenzy she devils
tempts with wild mad sin you know
i [bad word] infernal torment
demented bondage are go

back in that old haunted cathouse
where all my friends used to go
all pleasures were for free
back in that old haunted cathouse
if only i could turn back time
well thats where i would be

bloody mary and king kong
is kissing while lost souls cry
hand in hand watching meteors 
and stars on the midnight sky
a ghastly crew of wicked men
arrive in the batmobile
klingons [bad word] flying
their ufo... ooooh what a thrill

back in that old haunted cathouse
where all my friends used to go
all pleasures were for free
back in that old haunted cathouse
if only i could turn back time
well thats where i would be