Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash 
I put out despite the fact that you're like a hawaiian punch moustache 
Right under my nose thinking I'm so colonel klink oblivious 
But how could I [bad word]  you got off scot-free 'cause I know this means it 

Ain't my job 
To [bad word] you on your birthday 
Ain't my job 
To [bad word] you on your birthday anymore 
Ain't my job 
To [bad word] you on your birthday 
Ain't my job 
To [bad word] you on your birthday anymore 

If I want to be repeatedly [bad word] on I'll go make dutch [bad word] 
When roughly translated even your naked [bad word] means squat and what's more 
I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on September 11th 
I don't know who got on you but I'm not wrong in thanking them since it 

Ain't my job 
To [bad word] you on your birthday 
Ain't my job 
To [bad word] you on your birthday anymore 
Ain't my job 
To [bad word] you on your birthday 
Ain't my job 
To [bad word] you on your birthday anymore 

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again 
Ya know I wouldn't give a [bad word] 
When what I shoulda got is over ya sooner so now 
I'm just gonna wrap it up 

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again 
Ya know I wouldn't give a [bad word] 
When what I shoulda got is over ya sooner so now 
I'm just gonna wrap it up 

Ain't my job 
I'm just gonna wrap it up 
To [bad word] you on your birthday 
I'm just gonna wrap it up 
Ain't my job 
I'm just gonna wrap it up 
To [bad word] you on your birthday anymore 
I'm just gonna wrap it up 
Ain't my job 
I'm just gonna wrap it up 
To [bad word] you on your birthday 
I'm just gonna wrap it up 
Ain't my job 
I'm just gonna wrap it up 
To [bad word] you on your birthday anymore 
I'm just gonna wrap it up