"Housewife"

Two bodies pressed together
Two boys are falling hard
The smell of sweat and leather
kinky greeting card
Crazy about each other
We both got [bad word] up pasts
But when we are together
We have that [bad word] blast

I want to be a housewife
What's so wrong with that
I want to be a housewife, yeah
And that's just where I'm at

I'm making guacamole
He's working on the car
When he grills turkey burgers
He knows I like them charred
I like to wash the dishes
I like to [bad word] the floors
Don't mind doing his laundry
What are boyfriends for

I want to be a housewife
And what's so wrong with that
I want to be a housewife, yeah
And that's just where I'm at

I wanna have his baby
I want to wear his ring
He drives me [bad word] crazy
I am his everything

I want to be a housewife
What's so wrong with that
Can't wait till he's in my life, yeah
Cause we haven't met

We haven't met
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Originally performed by Jay Brannan/ "Goddamned" (2008).