It started on the real world
hot tub full of hot girls
Grindin' every frat boy and freak

Line up all the idols
Who paint on phony smiles
Tryin' to ride the fast track for free

Whose the biggest loser?
I'll bust the biggest boozer
Bigger ratings for MTV

All the soul survivors
Still stranded on the island
Lyin' through their teeth for money

So everybody dance, and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
CHA-CHING!
When you take off all your clothes
When you strike a playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
CHA-CHING!

Everybody stop and stare
Kardashian's [bad word] is everywhere
If you missed it, watch TMZ

Pretendin' to be lesbians
And Tila's payinl all of them 
While Flavor Flave is gets [bad word] up for free

Guess whose livin real large 
It's mini me, the [bad word] star
Google it, i'll think you'll agree

And all the hotties on the hills
Just gettin' rich and makinl deals
While you and I are watchin' TV

So everybody dance, and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
CHA-CHING!
When you take off all your clothes
When you strike a playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
CHA-CHING!

The All American Dream
Is gettin' 15 for free

The All American Dream is so skin deep

It started on the real world
hot tup full of hot girls
Grindin' every frat boy and freak

So everybody dance, and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
CHA-CHING!
When you take off all your clothes
When you strike a playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
CHA-CHING!

So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
CHA-CHING!
So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
CHA-CHING!