I'm in the business of misery,
Let's take it from the top
She's got a body like an hourglass
It's tickin' like a clock
It's a matter of time
Before we [bad word] out...
When I thought he was mine,
She caught him by the mouth

I waited eight long months,
She finally set him free
I told him I couldn't lie,
He was the only one for me
Two weeks and we'd caught on fire
She's got it out for me,
But I wear the biggest smile

Whoa... I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feels so good
'Cause I got him where I want him now
And if you could then
You know you would
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good

Second chances they don't ever matter,
People never change
Once a [bad word]  you're nothing more,
I'm sorry that'll never change
And about forgiveness,
We're both supposed to have exchanged
I'm sorry honey, but I passed up,
Now look this way!

There's a million other girls
Who do it just like you
Looking as innocent as possible
To get to who they want and what they like,
It's "easy if you do it right"
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

Whoa... I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feel so good
'Cause I got him where I want him right now
And if you could then
You know you would
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good...

I watched
His wildest [bad word] [bad word] Not one of them involving you
Just watch
My wildest [bad word] [bad word] Not one of them involving...

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now...

Whoa, I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now
Whoa... it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feels so good
'Cause I got him where I want him now
And if you could then
You know you would
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good