Verse 1: 
If I drop them dogs a broke nose gets clubed 
then I crack that jaw cause you know I get raw 
I remember when I used to sit on the see saw 
now I just shoot em up shoot em up dog 
ya better stand clear cause I show no fear 
when I hit you with the baseball bat in the air 
its gonna be on when the [bad word] goes down 
so you better be ready clown 
I [bad word] that hammer then I pull that trigger  [bad word] quick cause I'll put the hole right in ya 
look what I gave ya the ill behavior 
Funkdoobiest got the 31 flavors 
Smoka chocolate the number 1 toke up 
play your punk [bad word] like a hand in poker 
hearts, clovers, diamonds, shrooms  [bad word] balap bam boom 
Verse 2: 
Who the funk do you think you are? 
I got the funk blasting out your car 
now what the funk are you gonna do? 
I'll funk your [bad word] up with my Funkdoobie crew  [bad word] the Son, but not [bad word] 
it's the dooler, sippin on the wine cooler 
we hit the cronic well aint that ironic 
thats why they call us the Doobies 
cause we give the porno flicks to do us a floosey 
drop the panties and give up the booty 
I think I'll pass, she's got the coodies 
so we get the funk on to find us a groupie 
you tell the hope, they're aint nottin like a doobie 
groovy, as I funk up the room  [bad word] balap bam boom 
Verse 3: 
I generate power, devower cowards in an hour 
whos got the funeral flowers 
I cut like a sickle, so [bad word] a Don Rickles 
I'm flavored like pickles, I killed for a nickel 
so watcha telling me there aint no Melanie 
just check out check out um check out my melody 
handle the vandal, caught in the scandal 
hands will lift when I sing soprano 
flavors what I kick, I'm strong like a viking 
call me a psycic, but Mikey says he likes it 
I pump the ill disco, I'm out like a missile 
who blow the whistle, I blast like a pistol 
kapow boom, so give me some room 
as I [bad word] balap bam boom