Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch 
Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch 
Name the time, name the price leave your door unlocked 
I'll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shocks 

Sumthin' for Nuthin' 

Gigolo sounds so cold, call me teacher's pest 
Twice a day, double pay, at my trade I'm the best 
Never late, watch her watch seconds on the clock 
Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack 

Sumthin' for Nuthin' 
Well in and out, it's never free 
Sumthin' for Nuthin' 
Leave the money where it's easy to see 

She plays the role of a roving matriarch 
Diamond rings, fancy things, Dubonnet on the rocks 
For a treat gave it free-happy 63 
Crazy days, easy money-I was just 16 
Easy money for such a good deed 

Sumthin' for Nuthin' 
Ya, in and out it's never free 
Sumthin' for Nuthin' 
Satisfaction guaranteed 
Sumthin' for Nuthin' 
Target practice in the dark 
Sumthin' for Nothin' 
I'm a crack shot on the mark 

And I love my work