Bobby goes to work on mondays
He's got a car, but he don't drive
Billy meets him at the office
Hey, no one knows he's alive!

Tommy's closing a big deal
And [bad word] late for Squash
Mikey's talking on his cell phone
His confidence is never lost

 [bad word] the Future Boys (future boys)
 [bad word] the Future Boys (future boys)
Meet the Future Boys! (future boys)
Making money, OH MY GOD!

Looking so good you want to eat them
Watching how future women treat them
No weapon on earth could ever defeat them

Here you see the creature in his natural habitat
Can't take away his money 'cause he's got too much of that
Future Boys will be Future Boys, hey!

Stevie's joined a corporation
Another bee for the beehive
Johnny makes love to a dummy
Says, "ain't it good to be alive?"

 [bad word] the Future Boys (future boys)
 [bad word] the Future Boys (future boys)
Meet the Future Boys! (future boys)
Making money, OH MY GOD!

Looking so good you want to eat them
Watching how future women treat them
No weapon on earth could ever defeat them

Here you see the creature in his natural habitat
Can't take away his money 'cause he's got too much of that
Future Boys will be Future Boys, hey!

I say, Future Boys will be Future Boys, hey!
Future Boys will be Future Boys, hey!
Oh, Future Boys will be Future Boys, yeah...